New Name New Blog? I report, you decide.

Ever the revisionist, I´ve become disenchanted with my blog name. I chose it mainly because Baby Huey was so enamored of it. However, there are several other names that I find better. Basically, I don´t want to be identified with the Roman god of lushes, although some of you may argue that it´s perhaps the only thing I can identify myself with. Whatever. Leave a message or email me to let me know which name you like out of the following:

CRAB ON STILTS
STILTBOY--much like the one before it, I´ll probably group this with the other in the tally, if people actually vote.
PENSIVE/Contemplative COWBOY or MELANCHOLY COWBOY or POSTMODERN COWBOY
BACCHUS AMERICANUS
MIDWESTERN/HOOSIER GOTHIC

I don´t know, I always place too much importance on stupid things like names and such. Help me choose, I´m far too indecisive. Maybe I should take one of the nouns above and add hesitant or reluctant to it. The hesitant cowboy, not too bad. Whatever, choose for me, I´m too fickle.