Uh-Oh.
So here we are, preparing for the next Supreme Court confirmation hearings, and now we have the personal memoranda of the candidate, analyzed by the NYTimes, the former beacon of quality reporting. Eh what the hell, there's really not a major newspaper better than the Times, so I guess they're still the beacon...at least the crossword hasn't diminished in quality. Well, here's the article. So yeah, we're fucked, and all the quality time spent in the Region isn't going to help him...it was the outskirts anyway.
So here are the predictions--
1. You can kiss the opposition to the Solomon Amendment goodbye, and any hope for gay rights. This means don't ask don't tell still stands, states won't need to recognize the marriages of other states, and sodomy laws could well be reinstated, so get your buttfucking in while the time lasts.
2. Affirmative action is also going into the shitter, so if you're brown, remember all those injustices your family suffered and you may have suffered as well...well, don't expect any leg up from state schools. What we need is another brown justice, which is why I support the Hoosier Lush for the Supreme Court. She'd do right.
3. Prisoners' Rights...what prisoners' rights?
4. Prayer in school? Sorry Schlomo, you're going to have to take your yarmulke off and direct your "Baruch attas" at that cross on the wall. Yahweh will understand...after all, Jesus was his son...wasn't he?
I suppose that's all I have to say for now. I hope my overreacting was grandiose enough. Can I officially take the place of Cassandra, pulling out my hair, raving about the end times? Schnocone already got his turn with the Ellsworth job, so now it's mine. Speaking of the American Apocalypse, I'm thinking this could be my thesis topic because both the left and the right like to foresee the end of America in their grandstanding, just on different terms.
In other news, I finished a rather annoying part of my job training today, thank Jesus (see heathens, was that so hard?). Not sure what I'll be doing tomorrow, but I do enjoy my job, it's kind of relaxed and very air-conditioned, and when I'm done, I just stay at the library and go upstairs to read, because there's no better place to read than the library.
Also, I'm LOVING TVE at Bighead's, where I listen to lisping Spaniards to my heart's content.
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