Strange Occurrences

So two days ago I thought I had a pain in my mouth and thought it was just a sore. At night it was really bugging me so I looked in the mirror, and damn if I didn´t have a whitehead on the bottom side of my tongue. My TONGUE! I don´t know if you realize this, but it´s not so easy to squeeze a zit on your tongue, and it´s way more painful and sensitive than other areas. Plus, when you do it, the pus doesn´t just squirt out like other zits, it kind of comes out like a piece of cloth, and it doesn´t detach, so I had to grab a hold of it and pull really hard. I thought I was going to rip part of my tongue off it was so weird. and then it started bleeding and I kept thinking oh shit, because I´ve had stuff bleed in my mouth and with all the moisture it just doesn´t clot that well. Well last night, I decided to check on my lovely little carbuncle again, and the whitehead was even bigger, and the process of extraction all the more gruesome.

Dear readers, I figured after all that pope-ranting spleen-venting you deserved a lovely little nugget like this to remind you that this isn´t a political blog and never will be. That said, I´m really excited right now about Benedict out of pure morbid fascination. It´s like watching a trainwreck in slow motion, or an episode of Maury. You know it´s depraved and sick, but you just can´t stop watching. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Oh the humanity and the like.

Also, on Spanish NETWORK television last night, on a panel talk show (that´s pretty bizarre and mainly people shouting at each other and ganging up on the token priest with a token drag queen because that´s how Spanish shows are) last night there was a topless man giving a sensual massage to a naked woman on top of the round table of discussion. That´s something you never see on Meet the Press. Could you imagine Rick Santorum giving a buck naked Hillary Clinton a sensual massage as Tim Russert, Condi Rice, and William F. Buckley look on.

By the way, I just called Russia and the music that the company had for when they put you on hold was total Good Humor Ice Cream Man music. But that´s Russia, that´s crazy. Over and out.